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Another Lightning Storm

It was hot, heavy, and very humid all day. In the evening, the most furious lightning storm I have ever experienced hit the Las Vegas Valley to the North of us. I stood outside our garage an watched it for about an hour, as tremendous forked bolts of lightning leapt from cloud to groundm the closest about 2 miles away. I couldn’t always hear the thunder because it was gusty and blustery and sound was travelling funny. No rain, just hot hot wind. I could really believe that God himself was taking the chariot out for a spin around the mountains.

We’re talking 100 lightening flashes a minute, easy.

Then suddenly it got *really* windy and a furious dust storm started up, so I came inside. Later, though, I took the camera outside and pointed it at the sky and just clicked away at random. Every 5th picture captured a lighting bolt in mid flash.

Update: I was more successful in September 2003.

Stan has a birthday

Tod, Hallie, and Tod’s new girlfriend from Norway, Lise, arrive yesterday evening,  and we grilled up a bunch of food that made everyone happy.

Stan’s birthday was a lot of fun, we had a house full of people and L’s Dad was continually surprised as we celebrated his 75th birthday with gag gifts, real gifts, presentations, food, more food, surprise cakes, and family time.

Friends, not Spocks

A couple of nights later we meet up with our friends from the SF Bay area who are taking a vacation in Vegas. We join them at a Teppan Yaki restaurant in the Hilton, and spend a very pleasent evening meal with them.

Our original plans were to go to a Spock’s Beard concert at 8:00pm, but we were having so much fun with Jerrel and Michelle that we mellowed out and spent time with them instead.

They were catching a midnight flight back to SF, so we elected to take them to the airport via the Fremont Street Experience, a section of the Las Vegas Strip that has been walled off from cars and covered over so that it is like a giant mall. They periodically project images on the ceiling along with accompanying music. Pretty cool.

Yes Symphonic, Sunset Station, LV

Last month YES embarked on another North American tour. This time they actually have a new album on the way, and are touring with an orchestra. (Argh, is this shades of the doomed ELP tour of ’77? They basically went bankrupt after a few shows and continued touring without the orchestra to try to make up the loss.)

Being a total fanatic, I had purchased tickets online about two months ago in order to get excellent seats (second row), indicating that the tickets should be mailed to me. The web site informed me that I should receive them at least 2 days prior to the event. Well, you guessed it – the tickets never showed up. I rang the ticket office phone number (after searching for it on the tickets.com web site in vain for about an hour) and spoke to a human, who said, “We can convert the tickets to “will call” which means that you pick them up from the tickets.com table at the venue, you just have to show them your credit card and give your name, they’ll have the tickets for you. If the tickets do show up in the mail in the next day or so, they won’t be any good to you, so you can either call and cancel the “will call” in order to use the tickets, or just discard them if you retain the “will call” arrangement.”

Sounds simple enough…. On the day of the event, the tickets still hadn’t arrived, so with credit card and printed out email confirmation of ticket purchase in hand, we drove through to South Vegas/Henderson to the Sunset Station Hotel & Casino, where the concert was being held in the outdoor amphitheater next door.

(Pretty much every venue of interest is attached to a casino in Vegas. There are some exceptions.)

Sunset Station Casino turns out to be quite nice, as casinos in Vegas go. It has some quite beautiful stained glass ceiling work in it, and a reasonably pleasant range of cafes and restaurants. The original plan was to meet up with other Yes-fans at the buffet, but when we walked in it was 5:30 pm and the queue was already way too long to warrant the wait. The show was due to start at 8:00 pm, and we had to be at the ticket table thing at least an hour before that. We wouldn’t have any time to eat once we’d got through the queue. So, plan B: Find somewhere else to eat, because we were starving.

We elected to eat at a Mexican-style place called, I think, Guadalajara. It had a nice help-yourself Salsa bar, and the food was mid-priced, so we didn’t feel ripped off. It was not busy at all at that time, quite the opposite of the buffet. The food was actually really nice, and in fact I think I would go back there if the opportunity arose. I had a margarita and felt very mellow.

After a very enjoyable meal, we left the restaurant and made our way towards the amphitheater entrance. Sure enough, there was a table set up outside with a sign that read, “tickets.com will call”. We get in the line clutching our particulars. Many other people are in the line with printed-out emails from Tickets.com, which makes me feel a bit happier about showing up to a venue without actual physical tickets. When we get to the table, the woman sitting behind it asks for our name, and rummages through her index card box of will-call tickets. Nope, we’re not there. “Sorry, Next in line please.”

“Uh, hang on. We’ve paid for our tickets – good ones, I might add – and here is an email from tickets.com confirming the purchase and even giving details of the seat numbers!” We check the index box, which has tickets miss-filed in almost every letter of the alphabet – no joy, though, our tickets are not there.

“Well, your tickets aren’t here. Please step back and we’ll deal with you in a minute.”

Colin unstraps the Uzi from his shoulder and sprays the room with bullets, shouting incoherently…

“What’s the problem, can I help?” says a different official looking woman, popping Colin’s fantasy like a cat thrown into a bag of balloons.

“Well, you see, we bought tickets online but they didn’t arrive by mail and we rang and converted them to will call and they said to come here but now they’re saying that they don’t have them…”

“Let’s see what we can do to fix this,” she says. “Perhaps the tickets are at the ticket office next to Registration,” she chirps, and ushers us out of the will-call queue and along the corridor towards the hotel registration desk.

It turns out that there is a special booth at the registration desk called “tickets.com”. Unfortunately it’s manned by a drone who apparently didn’t bring his brain with him when he came to work this morning. “No, we don’t have any tickets here,” he muttered.

“Could you perhaps look in the computer?” we suggest. “There must be some record of our conversation with the phone people”.

“No, can’t look in the computer from here,” he said, gesturing to the computer terminal on his desk.

“Well, take a look at this email and see if there isn’t someone you can call or something, because we’ve paid for good seats and we don’t see what the problem is,” we responded.

“We still have some V.I.P. pass tickets left”, said the woman official merrily, “so let’s just do that instead of messing around with the computer,” and we walked off back to the will-call desk.

“Here you go,” she said, and thrust a pair of tickets marked “VIP ADM GEN”  into my hand.

We walked through the corridor, grumbling about how these had better be as good as our original seats. The “general admission” think didn’t sound too good, but the “VIP” part made up for that.

As it turned out, the “general admission” meant that we could sit anywhere we liked in the section reserved for VIPs. Not in the second row, but about 10 rows back in the middle, and what’s more, a roped-off section in front of us so that we got a perfect view, not obscured by anyone sitting 5 rows in front of us.  In front of that was another 5 rows where “friends of the band” were sitting.

The show was great. Steve Howe is a guitar god, etc etc. (Insert fanboy raving here.) The orchestra was pretty good, considering that apparently they only got their musical score earlier that day at the sound check!

Rain and Arrivals

Thursday and Friday were days of occasional torrential rain and thunderstorms. We had flash flood warnings! I was very happy to note that our housing development seemed quite able to cope with the deluge without sending streams of water throughout our house or anything serious like that. About the biggest problem was trying to get to the bagel store before it closed (mission: unsuccessful).

Lisa’s flight got in slightly ahead of time, luckily not too ahead of time because that would have entailed landing in the middle of a thunderstorm.

We’ve had a quiet weekend and managed to catch up on some of the movies we’ve been eagerly awaiting – in our case these are _A.I._ and _Sexy Beast_. Both excellent movies in completely different ways.

Fireworks

I see on the web that Spock’s Beard are playing Vegas on the 29th July. Heh. Might have to see if we can go to that one. The Beard are pretty cool. With the Yes concert on the 26th, could make for a busy week.

There was a spectacular lightning storm happening over in the west this evening. For half an hour I sat on the back fence in the twilight watching the lightning jump back and forth up and down the mountain range. No thunder could be heard on the hot breeze coming from the West.

It kind of put any attempt at 4 July fireworks to shame.

However – that didn’t prevent Mr American Flag from across the road from putting out his deck chairs and letting off a few roman candles in the middle of the street. People driving in and out of their driveways had to wait until he was done. Interestingly, many people seemed to be doing that – congregating at houses then all driving off in a convoy. Maybe they were planning on attending a public fireworks event?

Linda and Toni from the house opposite came out and chatted to their nextdoors, and I stood outside for a bit watching the fireworks – but mostly watching the lightning. Then Linda came across and we chatted for a bit.

We thought that maybe the secret agent neighbors on the corner next to us would come out and at least say Hi! to the neighborhood, but no sign of them, although we knew they were there.

Later on, in fact as I write this, the Secret Agents are apparently having their own fireworks party in their backyard, although fortunately without their 20 friends, the ones who stay there every weekend and block our driveway with SUVs.

Very strange.

Cat Suspects

A couple of nights ago I fed the cats a FancyFeast tin – can’t remember the flavour, but it looked like tuna flakes rather than the standard grey paste… Karma gobbled it.

Anyway, this morning I discovered that Karma must have thrown it all up in the garage almost immediately. No trace of digestion at all. <sigh> He *tried* to get outside, the upchuck was in a neat pile at the foot of the automatic door.

I can only think that it was a bit rich for him and he ate too fast. also, I wonder also about the heat. He insists on going into the garage, but it was really hot.

(Update: On closer inspection, the upchuck contained a calico-coloured hairball. So it may have been Kami rather than Karma.)

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Kami let me groom her this morning. She lay down on the paper on the kitchen table and purred. After a generous handful had been removed, she lost interest. Then Karma came out and bit my ankle until I gave them both treats.

Rice Pudding

Re-heated chili for dinner tonight. It’s pretty good but I put the beans in too late so they aren’t sufficiently mushy.

I tried to get a picture of Kami coming in through the cat door. I know she’s doing it, but she’s hard to catch.

She pushes her way in from the side, using her paw to start. No clawing out, just pushing. (First, though, she has to sit outside the door mewing piteously for 10min.)  It’s odd how she gets in the flap. Like, if she was batting a ball, she’d kind of swipe it sideways rather than push it forward. So she sits kind of side on to the door and then bats at it with her paw, whilst simultaneously trying to get her nose under the flap.

Strangely, she manages this on the third try. I’ve only seen it happen twice though, so this is not statistically significant.

Now here’s a problem. Hmm. What to do? We have a surfeit of cherries, just on the cusp of ripeness. Solution? Make Nick Stellino’s Almond Cherry rice pudding.

Problem 1. Ok, so it’ll be the wrong kind of rice. I’m currently watching the rice pudding going wrong, and it’ll take me a little longer before I give up. In 30 min basically if the pudding hasn’t self-destructed in that time, then I’ll put it out of its misery.

Hot Saturday

The paper says its going to be 109 degrees today. At 12:45pm the thermometer outside say 103 so we’ll see what happens later on.

[Update: The thermometer said 112.]

Last night I turned the leftover grilled chicken and eggplant into a spaghetti sauce with the help of some obliging capers. I was almost finished when I realised I hadn’t put garlic in as usual. Hmm. It was pretty good, a little on the wet side but breadcrumbs helped. It was also salty. Where did the salt come from? The capers? I didn’t add any. Maybe the grilled marinade on the chicken was salty.

Tonight, I have decided to turn the leftover grilled beef and red/green peppers into chili. I actually wanted to do this last night but I started way too late. This time, I think I will have enough time. Planning ahead… actually, I have this hankering to visit the Ann Road Albertson and get some “real” green chili and put them in, let it simmer for a couple of hours.

I need to go shopping anyway, I need some milk. 

Last night I watched _Making The Band_. Worst editing ever. The “storyline” was obviously contrived because you could see band-member Trevor’s hairstyle alternating all through the episode, they didn’t even try to explain it.

Later, _Starship Troopers_ was on, and once again I was reminded how much I enjoyed this movie. It’s not often that the director’s tongue is so firmly placed in their cheek. Usually they take themselves much too seriously. (c.f. _Lost In Space_.)

Strange thing – I was walking outside this morning to post the water bill before the mail came, and noticed that at the bottom end of our cul-de-sac is a huge red inflatable bouncy castle. The street is rapidly filling up with cars (and not visiting the secret-agent  neighbors on the corner for once) so I wonder what is going on.

G3 Tour, at the House of Blues

Yesterday Lisa reminded me that the “G3 Tour” was playing that evening at the House Of Blues at the Mandalay Bay. For those of you who don’t know, G3 is a sometimes annual event arranged by axemeister Joe Satriani. “G3” stands for “3 guitarists” and it is usual Joe S, Steve Vai (yet another uber-fretist) and a special guest. This year it was John Petrucci (from the group Dream Theater).

I’d forgotten about this! I had plans to take my guitar down to Mars Music and play with some effect units anyway, so I suggested that I go out pick up some tickets to G3 – if there were any left. Indeed there was. Heh.

After an hour or so at Mars Music I decided that the red, butt-shaped POD 2.0 from Line6 had to come home with me.

After I arrived home and dropped off my guitar and new box of tricks, we closed up the house and drove out to the Mandalay Bay to see if we had time for a quick dinner before the doors opened at the House Of Blues. We enjoyed strolling around the restaurants inside the casino, finally settling on appetisers at China Grill.

The show was great. We officially had general admission floor tickets, but the inside of the HOB is more like a club/bar. Upstairs there were seats, but we couldn’t go up there without a more expensive ticket. We found a place to stand at the rail of a kind of balcony, and watched the show from there. Each guitarist had about 40 minutes with their own band – usually just bass and drums, but occasional other musicians. Mike Keneally, Billy Sheehan, Stu Hamm, Virgil Donati, Mike Portnoy to name just a few you might be familiar with. What a line-up.

John Patrucci was on first. He’s the youngest of the three, he would probably be proud to cite both Joe and Steve as major influences. He played several instruments in the same vein as Liquid Tension Experiment. Summary: Has the Chops but lacking in soul or personality musically. The Guitar Student.

Steve Vai was next. Flamboyant and outrageous as ever, flanked by Mike Keneally (guitar nerd extraordinaire and able to match Vai note for note – should he care to do so) and Billy Sheehan (bass legend) plus another no-name guitarist (who mostly played acoustic and electric sitar accompaniment), Vai took us through a raging set of some of his famous instrumentals, plus some new material I haven’t heard before. Wild, experimental, evil. The Voodoo Wizard.

Last up was Joe Satriani. Joe actually tutored Vai in guitar when they were at school together. Shaven head, Oakley shades, and black zoot suit. Joe ripped through some classic numbers from his back catalog. balls to the wall, high-octane guitar instrumentals, accompanied on rhythm-bass(!?) by the legend-in-his-own-lunchtime, under-rated but over-talented Stuart Hamm. Stratosperic, high-velocity. The Spaceman.

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