Irregular Verbiage

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Do we still have a job?

Bad news today on the work front. I am getting really tired of the rollercoaster that is Acme’s reorganization fetish. We *thought* we knew what we were doing after our business unit leader switched business units and took L and I with him.

Today, after a week of settling in and planning work schedules, we found out that Bob is not going to be able to keep us in his business unit. It isn’t Bob’s fault, he clearly didn’t find out for sure until earlier in the day.

Bottom line: We have an interview on Tuesday with another  business unit leader in a different part of the company (I would say a different “division” but that is a word we aren’t allowed to use at Acme) who would like to integrate us into his team.

It’ll be “Services” instead of “Alliances” which means a more customer-centric, contracting kind of role than the generic development and support role we’ve been doing.

Let’s hope it works out.

A few days later

Well, we had the interview with our new business unit leader yesterday. Seemed to go ok, because later on we got contacted by the Acme-equivalent of human resources to facilitate the transfer.

So it goes… one year ago we changed business unit leaders, right during the associate review period – so we end up being reviewed by one leader and discussing the future with another. It’s going to happen again this year.

We’ll be working on a project with a deadline at the end of July, and we have to go to Chicago for three days at the end of next week. This is a pain, because it’s right at the end of the time that Derek and Teresa are staying with us. We figured something out – they’ll spend a night with Stan and Jeanne and Stan will take them to the airport the following day. We will have flown out the previous day.

Plans are made

Today we finalised plans to visit Seattle in the middle of July. We’ll see our good friends Walt and Sherri, and catch the opening night of the Classic Yes 2002 tour at the Paramount Theater in Seattle.

While L was online booking the National airline tickets, I was on Ticketmaster.com ordering the Yes/Paramount Theatre ones. As you may have read, our last adventure with Ticketmaster wasn’t good (the tickets never arrived in the mail; the customer service people said show up anyway with the email confirmation; then at the venue they said we’re not in their records.)

This time I selected the ticketfast(tm) option. A .PDF was emailed to me, and I printed them out on the inkjet. I now have the actual, legal tickets sitting on my desk. Very cool… no waiting. The Internet rocks!

Star Wars: Attack of the Clones (2002)

Yesterday we experienced a session of “Star Wars Episode II – Attack Of The Clones” in a theater offering the magic of Digital Projection (complete with DLP logo).

An alternative title for this post might be, “You’re not in Guatamala now, Dr Ropata”. (for the curious, here.)

Warning: If you don’t want to know “secrets” of the plot, do not read on.

Thoughts on the movie:

OK, I’m a fan of Star Wars since my Dad took me and my best buddy Paul to see the first one in 1977. I was 12. Now I’m 36 and yet I – along with my geek brethren – somehow still expect the same thrill and excitement? Rationally, we know it can’t happen, but three years ago, we clutched a kernel of irrational hope and anticipation, only to have it cruelly crushed to dust by Episode I (which went on to thrill and excite 12 year old geeks everywhere).

OK, Ep.1 wasn’t that evil. But it didn’t have the same magic, and there was much that my adult mind found objectionable. And yet now, in 2002, almost paradoxically the disappointments of Episode I have fanned the fires of anticipation for Episode II, such that I found myself in a queue of geeks saying things like, “It’s got to be good. He will have learned from his mistakes. He will have listened to the fans…” etc.  Inevitably, I felt we were setting ourselves up for disappointment once again.

At this point, we entered the theater and after bemoaning the fact that we seem to be doomed to sitting behind someone eating Taco Bell or the obligatory screaming baby or cellphone, some comments about the actual digital projection experience should be noted, but I’ve saved these for later. For now, on with the review:

Possibly the biggest problem with Ep.2 is that its basic plot is identical to that of Ep.1. Don’t believe me? Try this:

The film is about Senator Palpatine’s quest to control the Galactic Senate by his manufacture of an apparent threat to the Republic (a “phantom menace” if you will). Oh, and the Jedi have to protect Senator Amidala and end up on Tatooine, among other places.

It could describe either movie.

So what sets Ep.2 apart? Well, first, there’s the great computer generated (CG) sets. So much CG, in fact, that parts of it looked a lot like the Final Fantasy movie, which was entirely CG and did remarkably at the box office (it tanked.) Lesson not learned: Special Effects alone do not guarantee box office success.

What does guarantee success is heritage: Ep.2 is a STAR WARS movie. It’s not going to lose money. But given that heritage, it ought to more enjoyable, I think. Little things would have helped: some snappy dialog; a secret revealed, something like that.

Lucas can not write dialogue, and some of the storyline was just embarassing. If he had just given his one paragraph plot synopsis to a decent writer and let them do what they do best… it would *have* to have yielded a better screenplay. But no… we get a predictable, turgid mess. With lots of eye candy.

There was a minimal presence of Jar Jar, the irritating CG character from Ep.I, thank goodness, but unfortunately the whoopee cushion moments were still there, only this time featuring the embarassing antics of: C3PO and R2-D2! They’re so funny. Yuk yuk.

Anakin’s mother provides a pivotal character development moment, which began promisingly, yet I think it was an opportunity wasted. We could have obtained real insight, we might have learned some real secret (like, who was Anakin’s father? I’m not buying the virgin birth story from Ep.1). No, it was just, “Argh you savages have killed my mother, I must now turn evil and kill you all.”

The characters were all very flat and one-dimensional, more so than the lush three-dimensional computer generated landscapes. Ewan McGregor is an exception, and he almost manages to channel the swashbucking heros of the past except he cannot escape the net of corny dialog like “Patience, my young padawan!”. Christopher Lee, playing the evil (or is he?) bad guy, could make the corniest dialog sound good, and indeed he does.

In the Jango Fett/Temuera Morrison combo, Lucas had a character (and importantly, an actor) capable of filling the charisma void left by the absence of a Han Solo/Harrison Ford in this prequel trilogy. I say “had” because although Tem’s scenes are wonderful, there aren’t enough of them, and Fett senior gets killed off far too quickly for my tastes. (I’m not saying this because he’s a New Zealander; I’m saying it because he’s a dam’ good actor.)

CGI FX are great. Yoda is undoubtedly the star of this film. If Frank Oz doesn’t get a best supporting actor nomination, then there ain’t no justice in the world (and we know there isn’t, so I’m not holding my breath. Neither is Yoda).

Thoughts on Digital Projection:

Those green MPAA ratings slides never looked so good.

What’s good about digital projection: Crisp images, no scratches or blemishes on the “film”, no “cigarette burn” marks to indicate change of reel, a very stable image.

What’s not so good: You can see “jaggies” on high-contrast text like subtitles (I guess the resolution isn’t quite there yet); a tendancy towards intense, oversaturated colors; and possibly soundtrack synching problems (although this might be due to post-production dialog replacement, or “looping”).

The Bagel Cafe

301 North Buffalo Drive,
Las Vegas,
NV 89145

This is a full on deli/restaurant, and if I were influenced by such things as the quality of chicken matzo ball soup, they would get an A. But I must be true to the bagels, alas. Their logo includes the motto, “Home of the Bigger Bagel” and unfortunately I must respond with the adage, “bigger is not necessarily better”. This is against my better judgement, mind you, because the idea of a bagel bigger than my head actually appeals to me.

In other words, I’m not docking them points for size, but they’re not getting any bonus points for it either. Overall they are pretty good bagels, but maybe a little too bready and not chewy enough. You could do a lot worse than picking up a dozen and having some chicken matzo-ball soup while you’re there.

Grade: B+

Harry’s Bagelmania

855 East Twain Ave,
Las Vegas,
NV 89109

These guys are hard to find, and when we finally went looking for them, we didn’t have time to stop and sample the goodies that were on display. We were there strictly for the bagels, ma’am.

Unfortunately, their idea of a bakers dozen seems to be 11. Yup, we were missing 3 bagels when we got home, and only one of them was Lisa giving in to her cravings.

I’m sure this was a genuine mistake and not common practice, but they still lose points because, unfortunately, their bagels are not the best. A little too firm. Still better than Einstein’s though.

Grade: C+

Planetary Grouping

The planets were simply beautiful in the early evening sky tonight. At 8:00pm I suggested to L that she come out and take a look. Jupiter was highest, then a little triangle cluster of Mars, Saturn, and Venus, with Mercury somewhat closer to the horizon. Aparently the triangle gets even closer tomorrow night, but who knows? It might be cloudy.

Karma came out and watched with us. The neighbourhood went on with whatever it does at that time of night, but I was in a little bubble of astro-joy.

But, seriously, folks

Here’s a phrase that came to my mind today (I believe Derek sent me a reference to the band Slipknot, saying that that he didn’t believe it could be a serious group. They are.)

“There is no satire so outrageous that someone somewhere won’t think it a seriously good idea.”

I don’t think this is an original thought, because I rarely have those, but I couldn’t find an Internet reference attributing anything like it to anyone else.

So there’s the challenge for the month.

Barsoom at 75° due to Wind Chill

The wind picked up late last night and hasn’t stopped all day. Our three trees still seem rooted, although the one outside my office window looks like it needs to be re-staked – again.

Unlike most cities, where wind is good because it clears the air of all the smog, in Vegas the wind picks up the dust and hurls it into the air, making the sky go beige. I swept outside our front door this weekend, and now it’s coated with red dust again.

When I went out to check the mail, I noticed all the mountains had disappeared entirely. The sky was grey above my head, and pinky-beige down near the horizon, which had kind of moved closer, as if the earth’s curvature had increased.

I got a buzz out of pretending that I was walking around on the surface of a terraformed Martian landscape – which would probably look very similar.

(April 16 Update: Turns out this was a record wind storm, causing much disruption down in the valley.)

Weekend Wrenches

Yesterday we had a Home Depot experience, because the backflow vacuum preventer valve thingy was leaking. Not good. When Fernando the Plumber was here, he described the steps needed to fix the leak, and it sounded like something I could do.

Turned out that in addition to a length of PVC pipe, PCV cement, couplings, and a replacement brass shutoff valve, we also needed a 12″ crescent wrench.

The job itself was reasonably straightforward, although I did need to shut of the water to the house and remove more of the brass fitting (i.e. all of it) than I wanted to in order to unscrew the faulty part, which was stuck so tight that if I had forced it it would have broken the PVC pipe.

This morning I finished the job by wrapping the backflow valve pipes in insulation material, taping it all down with Duct Tape, and put the fake rock back over them.

Then we drove out to Summerlin to visit the Bagel Cafe to restock on that most vital of foods, but we were too late, only odd unattractive flavors left in the available selection. A six-pack of rye ones will have to do.

A quick stop at Trader Joe’s for dried apricots, slivered almonds and ginger beer, followed by another quick stop at an unfinished furniture place recommended by E. It turns out they have the same brand of shelves that we previously ordered online, and although the prices are about the same, it works out more cost efficient to get them here locally. Hooray! Although we love the internet commerce wave, we do try and support our local vendors – when they can actually vend the stuff we want.

We dropped in to Stan and Jeanne’s to return a casserole dish and fix a computer file problem, and I fell asleep in the afternoon sun  for a couple of hours. Very restful, in a kind of heavy, Sunday afternoon stupourish kind of way.

94 is a pretty good run, G.V.

Mum rang up tonight and confirmed what I had suspected after a terse email from Dad earlier in the day: my grandmother died this afternoon.

Grandma V had been living in a managed care facility for the last couple of years, on the whole experiencing a good quality of life, with occasional bouts of depression, confusion and mischief, from what Mum has related to me from time to time.

Mum said that she’d been doing poorly for several weeks – among other things, she’d forgotten all her nouns, but could use adjectives fine! Just last week she started eating again and got her nouns back, and reached the notable age of 94 years.

She had a heart attack last night, stablised for a bit, but died this afternoon in her sleep at about 3:00pm NZ time, of a pulmonary endema or some related complication.

Some of the family were in town anyway for a get-together to celebrate her 94th birthday, so my Aunt Wendy, Mum, and my sister Vivienne were able to be there with her.

Now is the point at which I am supposed to write something profound and touching, drawing on my memories of her, but frankly, I don’t think I’m going to be able succeed. Let’s see… 

She taught me (and Walter) piano for 4 or 5 years, and I have this vague feeling I was a difficult pupil, which I kind of regret now. I know she heard some of the music Walter and I have produced in recent years, and I hope she knew she could take some credit in building up a foundation of technique that we both take for granted now.

The last time I saw her was just before L and I left for the States and we were helping her out with hearing aid batteries, and seeing her off at the airport as she flew down to Christchurch to visit her brother Kelvin. I said my goodbyes to her then, I think I knew I wouldn’t see her again.

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