Scene: Driving home in the car. We are having a discussion about the sad state of Project Management.

Me: You know, people in general can be divided into two groups: Those that accept and take responsibility, and those who actively work to avoid it.

L: Well, I think there are indeed two types of people in the world: those who like to divide people into two groups, and those that don’t.

Me: [thinking]

Me: People can be divided into two groups: Those that do not understand recursion, and those that like to divide the remainder into two groups: Those that do not understand recursion; and those that like to divide the remainder into two groups: Those that…

L: Shut up.