{"id":112,"date":"2009-01-09T15:54:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-09T15:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"\/lisa\/post\/2009\/01\/09\/I-am-no-longer-sure-there-is-a-pony-anywhere-in-there.aspx"},"modified":"2009-01-09T15:54:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-09T15:54:00","slug":"i-am-no-longer-sure-there-is-a-pony-anywhere-in-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spacefold.com\/lisa\/2009\/01\/09\/i-am-no-longer-sure-there-is-a-pony-anywhere-in-there\/","title":{"rendered":"I am  no longer sure there is a pony anywhere in there"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"NB\">\nBeth and others: I promise I will write a real blog post and discuss more important questions when I am feeling a little better.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nThis really happened to me today.&nbsp; I have the flu and wasn&#39;t sure it was happening, it could have been a fever-induced hallucination at this point, so I documented it with screen captures and sent it to myself and a couple of colleagues, including C, as an email message.\n<\/p>\n<div style=\"margin-left: 20px; background-color: aliceblue\">\n<h5>Subject: <br \/>\nEC Wise [not] &#8211; MIS [not] &#8211; <br \/>\nMS Project re-writes Jean Paul Sartre&#39;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Huis-clos-Jean-Paul-Sartre\/dp\/0134446798\" title=\"Huis Clos\">No Exit<\/a>, with the same ending<\/h5>\n<p align=\"center\">\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 496px; height: 194px\" src=\"\/lisa\/wp-non\/migrated\/2009\/1\/MSProjectExit1.png\" alt=\"MS Project on parade, step 1\" title=\"MS Project on parade, step 1\" width=\"496\" height=\"194\" \/>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0pt\" class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><font face=\"Calibri\">I&rsquo;m *<strong>forced<\/strong>* to use Project for&hellip; how long, do we think?&nbsp; Maybe the rest of my life?&nbsp; What beef does Project have, and is it with me?&nbsp; And yes, you&rsquo;re darn tootin&rsquo; it&rsquo;s inconvenient.<\/font><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0pt\" class=\"MsoNormal\">\n&nbsp;\n<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><font face=\"Calibri\">Oh well.&nbsp; <\/font><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><font face=\"Calibri\">&nbsp;<\/font><\/span> <\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0pt\" class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Calibri','sans-serif'\">I&rsquo;m not sure if this qualifies as a &ldquo;recovery&rdquo; unless we define &nbsp;it something like &ldquo;I am a habitual Project user and I am now in recovery&rdquo;.<\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/lisa\/wp-non\/migrated\/2009\/1\/MSProjectExit2.png\" alt=\"MS Project on parade, step 2, yippee!\" title=\"MS Project on parade, step 2, yippee!\" width=\"464\" height=\"118\" \/>\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0pt\" class=\"MsoNormal\">\n<span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><font face=\"Calibri\">So&hellip; having taken some time, and written this much&hellip; more good news appears over my Outlook message draft:<\/font><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">\n<span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><font face=\"Calibri\"><\/font><\/span>&nbsp; <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 535px; height: 133px\" src=\"\/lisa\/wp-non\/migrated\/2009\/1\/MSProjectExit3.png\" alt=\"MS Project on parade, step 3, the shame of it all\" title=\"MS Project on parade, step 3, the shame of it all\" width=\"535\" height=\"133\" \/>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><font face=\"Calibri\">This cannot be happening.&nbsp;<br \/>\n<\/font><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><font face=\"Calibri\">&nbsp;<\/font><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><font face=\"Calibri\">&nbsp;<\/font><\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt\"><font face=\"Calibri\">&gt;L&lt;<\/font><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>\nAnd yet, strangely, it was&#8230; Sartre was right. Hell is other people&#39;s idea of exit lines, anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Beth and others: I promise I will write a real blog post and discuss more important questions when I am feeling a little better. This really happened to me today.&nbsp; I have the flu and wasn&#39;t sure it was happening, it could have been a fever-induced hallucination at this point, so I documented it with<a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/spacefold.com\/lisa\/2009\/01\/09\/i-am-no-longer-sure-there-is-a-pony-anywhere-in-there\/\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spacefold.com\/lisa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spacefold.com\/lisa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spacefold.com\/lisa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spacefold.com\/lisa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spacefold.com\/lisa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/spacefold.com\/lisa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spacefold.com\/lisa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spacefold.com\/lisa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spacefold.com\/lisa\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}