{"id":655,"date":"2002-08-17T21:24:12","date_gmt":"2002-08-17T21:24:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/spacefold.com\/colin\/blog\/?p=655"},"modified":"2020-08-19T21:24:38","modified_gmt":"2020-08-19T21:24:38","slug":"a-crunchy-breakfast-substrate-replacement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spacefold.com\/colin\/blog\/2002\/08\/17\/a-crunchy-breakfast-substrate-replacement\/","title":{"rendered":"A crunchy breakfast substrate replacement"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The bread product colloquially known here as the &#8220;English Muffin&#8221; performs quite adequately as a crunchy breakfast substrate, in cases where bagels are not available.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It is, after all, merely a marmalade delivery device.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;You take it out, toast it up, and get your fix?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;You get your fix.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(<em>paraphrased from The Insider, apologies to Touchstone Pictures<\/em>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The bread product colloquially known here as the &#8220;English Muffin&#8221; performs quite adequately as a crunchy breakfast substrate, in cases where bagels are not available. It is, after all, merely a marmalade delivery device. &#8220;You take it out, toast it up, and get your fix?&#8221; &#8220;You get your fix.&#8221; (paraphrased from The Insider, apologies to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spacefold.com\/colin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spacefold.com\/colin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spacefold.com\/colin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spacefold.com\/colin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spacefold.com\/colin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=655"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/spacefold.com\/colin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/655\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spacefold.com\/colin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spacefold.com\/colin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spacefold.com\/colin\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}